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| 神父，我有罪（搞笑版） |
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2000-12-15 10:06
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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有？女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪.........
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
女孩：『神父，我有罪。』
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
神父：『孩子，？犯了什？罪呢？』
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
女孩：『昨天，我？了某？男人一句：「你？？狗娘？的！」』
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
神父：『？什？？他？？做了什？？？』
Girl: He touched my breast.
女孩：『他......他摸我的胸部。』
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
神父：『？是？像？？子？？』（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
女孩：（因？神父的？？而有一些害羞）『嗯......是的。』
Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.
神父：『只是？？子的？，？？有理由？他啊。』
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
女孩：『但是......他又把我的衣服？掉......』
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
神父：『？是？像？？子？？』（神父？手？掉女孩的衣服）
Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.
女孩：『是的，是？？子？？。』
Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.
神父：『可是？？子，？？是？有理由？他啊。』
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：『然後......他把他的......那？......放到我的......那？......？面
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Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
神父：（奸笑貌）『？是？像？？子？？』（神父和女孩就那？那？了）
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...
女孩：（？分？後）『喔......是的......就是？？子.........』
Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...
神父：『我？？的孩子，就算是？？，？？是？有理由？他「你？？
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Girl: But he had AIDS!!
女孩：『但是他有 AIDS 呀！！！』
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
神父吼道：『那？狗娘？的！！！』
酷死拉倒
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